Now we begin with a veritable roulette of Hail Mary assault and battery choices here.
My personal favorite is wondering which digit is offered when he says “smell my finger.”

Che Guevarra, Betty Boop, Jesus and the virgin Mary. Who's the guy on the left ring finger?

That's right I've got a midevil owl with a RED gauntlet and ready to dole out beatings.Now I totally understand a bird of prey representing strength and supremacy but an owl?What about the "red glove of whoop ass" that he's sporting?Gotta love commitment to a bodily region