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Many times the escapes from college come back to haunt us.

Even if it was plumber college.

Remember, this is only a test.

     Watching this transformation, to include an officially approved Jersey Shore moniker was somewheres just shy of revolting but Snookie, the little trooper, kept us hanging in there waiting for her sucker punch; I mean close up. Michael Cera’s gift of sharp wit and voluminous locks just makes the bronzer so much more effective in the final product. The hot tub scene makes it all worth it minus the blow dryer that is.
     This guy can drink, work a room and go hot tubbin better than most caucasoids I’ve seen. Well played young sir and great work on your latest film.

Jersey Shore – Snookie gonna get it

While these cutesy blanket wraps had little to offer men as consumers they are now bringing out the “deluxe” model that makes real sense to guys.

Let us begin with the most cheesy from the 60’s.  Some guys from Philly jacked Santa’s ride on the way into town for some reindeer feed.  That’ll teach him to take the bypass.

Then we move into dangerous products that St. Nick might endorse willingly?  This was before filters folks.  He even gave a signed confession.  If he was sucking coffin nails all these years I wonder what other “habits” he might’ve picked up on his exotic travels.

 He was serial.

Finally, our gravest commercial attempt to humanize and relate to the jolly old elf. We’ve resorted to the lowest form of loathsome entertainment for the sake of our bent little minds. 
Yes folks I mean, Santa porn.   Scroll down if you dare.