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Buy This: “Cthulhu Plush Cell Phone Holder” from Entertainment Earth.

In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming of a better service provider, aimrite?

[gws.]

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Apparently adding the words ‘Not the’ in front of the actual show titles makes this legal. Not the Cosby Show. A spoof of the popular television show from the 1980s, the porn parody is a hilarious look at the former king of NBCs Must See TV lineup. Actor/comedian Thomas Ward is brilliant in his role as Cliff the father and has a remarkable resemblance to the Jell-O Pudding King.

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5 Porn Comedies that had to be made

Things That Are Will Soon Be Real of the Day: “ Shirtless Kirk Cologne ” from Entertainment Earth. I must say, “Set Phasers to Stunning” is a marked improvement over the previously proposed slogan: “Smell like Shat.” [ toplessrobot .]

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     It’s “Pull your sofa off the wall” month so please be sure to go home and do just that.  I remember that was the best place to hide cocoa crispies from my kids until they were about 10.

     It is also “Return carts to the supermarket” month so you hobos need to be taking care of that real soon.  I myself prefer the race care carts from Home Depot because then I can pick up other homeless who pay in tobacco, whiskey or best of all food. 

     February 3rd is ”

The day the music died

” and we commemorate the anniversary of the deaths of J.P. “Big Bopper” Richardson, Buddy Holly and Richie Valens.  Here’s an apt rememberance gentlemen.  Thank you for all you did for music.  I wouldn’t be the same without “splish splash I was takin a bath.”

     Kindness will save you from your woes of being haunted by the latin that keeps on giving.

A safe advertisement from our Russian friends. The puzzle mayhem always helps figure out those hard issues that come up.

Here are a few more creative ads for your pleasure:
Superbowl

Corn Chip Ninja

House rules

I so do adore the enthusiasm of the Brits. They bring new meaning to the idea of “zest” in advertising.
I look forward to the time when the US gets this liberated.

Cheers

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