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Parenting shouldn’t be this hard for the pop culture lovers.
We hope they’ll learn.
Enjoy!

     Our youngest daughter Gabriella remains the most precocious of her siblings.  Most days, my wife and I are quietly amazed at her straight forward mannerisms and ability to comprehend ideas far beyond her 3 years.

    Last week she goes into to use the bathroom and her teenage sister Savannah is putting on her makeup.  She hops up on the toilet and peers over at Savannah and says “if you put your underwear on backwards you’ve got issues.”

     Savannah smiles broadly and looks at Gabriella.  “Really?”

     Gabriella matter-of-factly retorts “absolutely.  No question about it.”

Laughter comes from the greatest places

    Nursery rhymes help our wee ones grasp simple concepts like “do unto others” and “be kind.”  When we see the pure malevolent genius unleashed on such tomes of knowledge and learning it sparks a new level of taste and gusto.  Mr. Walken brings his purest form of consideration and ability to bear in short order. 

All things Christopher Walken help mend broken hearts and receding hairlines in chimpanzes also but that’s another story.

Enjoy.

Christopher Walken poetry?
Christopher Walken can dance!

1. You look for red or green pizza pie hats at every department and discount store you visit.
2. The idea of not having an “M” or “L” sewn in your undies bums you out.
3. When you see money you wonder why it doesn’t have “in Yoshi we trust” on the back.
4. Discussions about warts aren’t disgusting anymore because they come from cute little creatures named “toad.”
5. Turtles become the arch nemesis of all mankind and must be avoided at all cost including, but no limited to, crossing 4 lanes of traffic and attempting a “Dukes of Hazzard” style jump over the on ramp.
6. Taking a different route to work is merely a new “track” too conquer and you find yourself looking for secret passages and mushrooms.
7. You were deeply hurt not to be cast in the movie due out sometime summer 2010.
8. You forgot what makes you cuss

As fathers we all learn about priorities in caring for our families.  As soldiers we train on priorities of work and mission essential task lists.  When we marry we become versed in our wives’ order of logic.  In short, we get a grip on the fact that our idea of what comes first really is everybody else’s.  Now couple this with the simple addage that we all smoothe with age and I’ll show you an even better idea about how we learn to cuss so well.

Who run barter town?