Thavage Amusement – Your daily dose of humor, jokes and mirth

     While we’ve often wondered what ill effects might ripple through the entertainment mecca called television due to the writers strike some time back, we never imagined the likes of Jersey Shore.  It’s avant garde gait onto the scene has caused quite a stir. Can we guess how many forms of cheap manscaping will be in each episode?  The office pool has a range of 3 to 11 currently. I like Snookie myself, she’s got a lotta spunk. Now if we can just teach her some duck-and-move she’d be so much more endurable.

    This quaint homage sheds light on the additional member of the Jersey family who may go into hiding after he sees this but it’s more enjoyable after a couple of shots.

    Now where’s my vodka?

     We here at Thavage remain staunch and rabid Christopher Walken fans even when his indulgences get the better of him.  While many of our selections for the strippers at the company holiday parties look an awful lot like Lady Gaga, her lyrics as poetry bring new levels of taunt to all we enjoy over coffee in the morning.  The daily lulls help us remember that Mr. Walken exhibits gleeful enthusiasm when he indulges these flights of fancy and just what kind of real genius he provides to entertainment as we know it.

Enjoy.

  In architectural circles this design was revered and long-standing.  This homage to the masters of their craft.  The pure genius of using bacon to reinforce french toast beams in a bed of sausage gravy is almost maddening.  “Why didn’t I think of that” runs through my head like Tom Arnold chasing the chili dog cart.  Yes, there are man boobs a-flappin. 

   I know our fans would have to eat this; but the real question is “would they share?”