Feisty Fan of the Day: Kid Cudi put his Ohio show on hold during “Pursuit of Happiness” to pursue a rowdy concert-goer who rudely interrupted Mr. Solo Dolo’s set. The Cleveland Kid got one good pow in before security took over and swept the sucker up, up, and away.
Close up shots of the quick + dirty altercation (not Cudi’s first by far) can be found here.
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Chat roulette seems to get better & better with each passing day. I’ve enjoyed many an improv show and even taken part in a few myself but this guy brings so much to the web cam. Piano skills aside, this lad shapes up the real talent behind wearing a raincoat for fun.
Our youngest daughter Gabriella remains the most precocious of her siblings. Most days, my wife and I are quietly amazed at her straight forward mannerisms and ability to comprehend ideas far beyond her 3 years.
Last week she goes into to use the bathroom and her teenage sister Savannah is putting on her makeup. She hops up on the toilet and peers over at Savannah and says “if you put your underwear on backwards you’ve got issues.”
Savannah smiles broadly and looks at Gabriella. “Really?”
Gabriella matter-of-factly retorts “absolutely. No question about it.”
Laughter comes from the greatest places
Great writing and as always, primo delivery by Mr. Walken.
Watch for the bowling and converse.
It’s 7:30 am and we’re off to see the dominatrix of all beginnings oral. It’s just not that often you have a cute <borderline hottie> crawling around your tongue muscle with sharp objects. We all could use some regularly scheduled, insurance-covered role playing right? The dental hygienist’s rather perky with her bright green eyes, firm physique and soft voice. Just about as sexy as you can get in scrubs without pulling the thong hoist I imagine. I blinked and she’s replaced with a silver-tongued siren I feel cornea cells burning each time I looked at. You know the type, brain surgeon telescopic glasses, crooked jaw, slightly darkened mole on left center of her chin and perfect sharp teeth. Her disheveled hair and erratic eye movements tell me she just left her most recent kill for the scent of fresh kibble. Talk about rude awakenings. I had such a nice early-stage drool lust forming and then got 20 pounds of pea gravel thrown into my mental mower. Yes, I was a tad miffed.
So the siren tells me I’ve got a molar to “keep an eye on” and I make a mental note <less bourbon in the water pic>.
The henchwoman, <sounds like dental assistant> comes over to tell me how great my daughters teeth are and how proud I should be. I’m waiting for the upsell. I expect it from her because siren’s never do that. It’s against their mystical beings oath I think. The assistant uses one of those fake 1/2 smiles and it appears she’s almost angry because they didn’t sell me more. I wonder what sort of torture device she excels at. That glint in her eye says “gum tissue probe.”
So my daughter and I head home on the ice-covered roads that have schools closed and business lagging. We’re home long enough for me to engage my daily battle with Senor Nordick Trak. I’m headed upstairs from the basement and the phone rings. The dominatrix’s voice brings me right back to my pre-drool state in short order. After further review, the siren and she decided that molar needs work ASAP. I confirm she’ll be assisting in the procedure that day and gladly accept my root canal appointment for the following Friday.
What a great way to start a week!
In a recent medical mesearch study conducted at the same ivy league university of “Bourbon hurts more” fame, 18 – 44 year old men were discovered that that unique chemical signatures found in bacon release both pheremones and endorphines in the male brain. While this has been suspected for some time it has now been proven that men are both gratified and excited chemically at the thought of eating more bacon.
Ladies you know what to do.
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