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• BP CEO Tony Hayward: “I’d like my life back.”

• Al and Tipper Gore to separate after 40 years of marriage; affair rumors dismissed.

• Five Al-Jazeera anchorwomen accused of immodesty for leaving hair uncovered walk out on news network.

• This Is Not A Repeat from 1984: Supreme Court says crime suspects must speak up to uphold right to remain silent.

• RIP: Chris Haney, Trivial Pursuit co-creator, dead at 58. Also: Sculptor Louise Bourgeois, at 98.

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• Man with no arms or legs plans to swim the English Channel. And what have you done lately?

• Lost dude chops down power poles, rescued by utility workers.

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• Infographic: How Our Laws Are Made. (via.)

• DC Comics and colette team up to celebrate the comic book company’s 75th anniversary with a ridiculously over-priced line of fashion accessories.

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• Techland: Mario Kart RC Cars Let You Virtually Shoot Other Players.

• Tea x Time List: 7 Weird Foods (Served While the Animal is Alive).

• Above: “Mario Brothers – BP Oil Edition” by Zero-Lives. (via.)

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Bringing a few archive records out, digging deeper and learning everything you didn’t know about nintendo.
Enjoy.

What you didn't know about nintendo but really needed to

Many times the escapes from college come back to haunt us.

Even if it was plumber college.

1. You look for red or green pizza pie hats at every department and discount store you visit.
2. The idea of not having an “M” or “L” sewn in your undies bums you out.
3. When you see money you wonder why it doesn’t have “in Yoshi we trust” on the back.
4. Discussions about warts aren’t disgusting anymore because they come from cute little creatures named “toad.”
5. Turtles become the arch nemesis of all mankind and must be avoided at all cost including, but no limited to, crossing 4 lanes of traffic and attempting a “Dukes of Hazzard” style jump over the on ramp.
6. Taking a different route to work is merely a new “track” too conquer and you find yourself looking for secret passages and mushrooms.
7. You were deeply hurt not to be cast in the movie due out sometime summer 2010.
8. You forgot what makes you cuss

As fathers we all learn about priorities in caring for our families.  As soldiers we train on priorities of work and mission essential task lists.  When we marry we become versed in our wives’ order of logic.  In short, we get a grip on the fact that our idea of what comes first really is everybody else’s.  Now couple this with the simple addage that we all smoothe with age and I’ll show you an even better idea about how we learn to cuss so well.

Who run barter town?