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Dear food fairy,

I put some money under my pillow last night in hopes that I’d have woken up to wings, a pizza, or some Sonic… maybe even some bulgogi (if you didn’t make the plate scald my head)… alas,  

my money is gone, I have no food, and i’m accusing you of being a theiving fairy bitch who brings only disappointment, much like Lindsey Lohan.

Your lost fan,

Keith

Stealing yo money and living off the dollar menu since 1992

    Who says a geek can’t be a BAMF?  We say yes to hours of pain and boredom on barber chairs for tattoos raise the bar.  We say yes to having girlfriends with piercings in all of the wrong places.  We say hell yeah to wearing our nerd pride on some provocative and attention seeking locales.  Well it’s better than a “mom” tattoo any day.

Enjoy!

This  is exactly how short film making should be taught at USC.

Great work folks with Logorama

Frogs get run over, stabbed with sharp forks called jigs, eaten like chicken, chewed on by baby alligators and toyed with by cats.
Now this. Have you said a few nice words to your local amphibians today?

and part 2

We’ve all been there. Ready to take the next step and something just doesn’t quite fit right.
Stumbling is not falling – Portuguese proverb

Remember, this is only a test.

     While we’ve often wondered what ill effects might ripple through the entertainment mecca called television due to the writers strike some time back, we never imagined the likes of Jersey Shore.  It’s avant garde gait onto the scene has caused quite a stir. Can we guess how many forms of cheap manscaping will be in each episode?  The office pool has a range of 3 to 11 currently. I like Snookie myself, she’s got a lotta spunk. Now if we can just teach her some duck-and-move she’d be so much more endurable.

    This quaint homage sheds light on the additional member of the Jersey family who may go into hiding after he sees this but it’s more enjoyable after a couple of shots.

    Now where’s my vodka?

As many of our fans are sports nuts we thought an alternative sport from the folks at Banzai would be rather fitting. In this misadventure we see an old lady vs. another playing chicken with real time betting. Good idea, great execution and on-location in a grocery store parking lot.
Old ladies can share in the glory of Hazel vs. Dot.

Bring it on!