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Christopher Walken is the angel of death
Great writing and as always, primo delivery by Mr. Walken.
Watch for the bowling and converse.
Mow the lawn – british remix
I so do adore the enthusiasm of the Brits. They bring new meaning to the idea of “zest” in advertising.
I look forward to the time when the US gets this liberated.
Cheers
Jersey shore meets youth in revolt
Watching this transformation, to include an officially approved Jersey Shore moniker was somewheres just shy of revolting but Snookie, the little trooper, kept us hanging in there waiting for her sucker punch; I mean close up. Michael Cera’s gift of sharp wit and voluminous locks just makes the bronzer so much more effective in the final product. The hot tub scene makes it all worth it minus the blow dryer that is.
This guy can drink, work a room and go hot tubbin better than most caucasoids I’ve seen. Well played young sir and great work on your latest film.
Jersey shore parody – Snookie gonna get it
While we’ve often wondered what ill effects might ripple through the entertainment mecca called television due to the writers strike some time back, we never imagined the likes of Jersey Shore. It’s avant garde gait onto the scene has caused quite a stir. Can we guess how many forms of cheap manscaping will be in each episode? The office pool has a range of 3 to 11 currently. I like Snookie myself, she’s got a lotta spunk. Now if we can just teach her some duck-and-move she’d be so much more endurable.
This quaint homage sheds light on the additional member of the Jersey family who may go into hiding after he sees this but it’s more enjoyable after a couple of shots.
Now where’s my vodka?
Demolition work Piza style
When we think of certain countries their quality just leaps out at us. Germany makes us think of great detail and engineering in automobiles and mechanic works. The Swiss bring to life clock works with centuries of experience. The French take such passion in their wine and champagne making skills we enjoy most everything they sell in bottles.
Now these folks don’t quite reach that level on many occasions.
Think poison in milk, lead in toys and now this.
The hits just keep coming for these folks.
For the full story you’ll find it here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1239841/Youre-doing-wrong-Chinese-demolition-men-accidentally-create-leaning-tower-Liuzhou.html
Snuggie haters unite – truth in advertising beckons America
If you remember our last installment in the great snuggie rebellion of ‘09, we pointed out the coming doom with Darwinian implications to the weak and sick of our generation. A kind young man has taken this to the next level as seen below.
Priceless and about damn time!
Mama said we always share
Setting: Shane comes back to the barracks from a long patrol in Northern Iraq. He’d sure like to be in the strip club back home drinking a cold one but Islam doesn’t approve of either. He’s dog tired and 3 days behind in showers. He enters his room to find his burly and somewhat metro-sexual roomate Todd in his bed with his secret stash of playboys strewn all over the bed.
In a twinge of misplaced excitement, Shane jumps in bed next to Todd.
Todd: “Eww stop touching me that way Shawn”
Shane: “Then why are you on my bed with those saucy rags?”
Todd: “You’re right. I should just get in my own bed.”
Shane: “Don’t go huggy bear. I need some comfy snugs while checking out Miss December”
Todd: “Stawp you tease.”
Shane: “You no me so well, now get out beotch and leave the rags.”
Todd: “You cheap hussy!”
Shane: “That’s right, cheap with a side of slutty relish. And leave my
lotion alone already! I didn’t get but two squirts of my peaches & cream last time hog.”
(Based on a true story. The names and locations have been edited to protect our brave soldiers, sailors & airmen in need of some porn.)