Where is the diabolical mastermind behind this redux in a more mobile version? While the snuggie became kooky lore amongst pub crawlers and university booster clubs, it still lends itself to childhood obesity and jock itch. We recognize the new version as perpetuator of thick thighed teens now just more fashionable on cold days. I imagine there are some fraternities working these into their fall hazing projects as we speak.
The next snuggie generation will go boldly where man has trembled to return with the name hoodie footie.


