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I See What You Did There of the Day: Weird Al shreds like nobody’s business during a live show in Toledo, Ohio.

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International Star Wars Day is nothing to shy away from.  It is the official day to release your inner geek and enjoy the nerdgasm that is allowed for these brief but wondrous 24 hours in May.  In honour of such a tasteful and fortuitous event, we present some samples of how this meme can go so very right, or wrong depending on your perspective.  Weird just isn’t an appropriate moniker for this type of holiday frolicking.

Cheers.

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Link: http://manrepeller.blogspot.com/ A blog of all the weird fashion trends that women follow, but men find baffling. You know that if a guy can look past your drop-crotch pants and still love you, he's a total keeper.

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In any other language, weird odd or bizarre always lend themselves to something extremely liberal or unbalanced.
In american english these seem more common every day. Now extend this reference to the use of skin art that involves electrical motors, needles or varying size and width and colorful inks wider than the rainbow. You end up with some questionable, albeit entertaining, tattoos found by Thavage staff in their hunt for the inappropriate and stupefying.
Enjoy!

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Please enjoy weird Al Yankovic responsibly

Grammar was always one of his strong suits

April generally leads us to think about spring, in the northern hemisphere anyway, and plant life sprouting.  My grandfather used to tell me is was when the hippies began to come in bloom.  He often spoke with disdain about “the freaks get gutsy with the warmth.”  Perhaps that’s why he moved to Alaska after he retired.

In April we see some real winners like “Emotional Overheating Awareness Month” and”Womens Eye Health & Safety Month.”

We just can’t contain ourselves when it comes to “Nationally Sexually Transmitted Disease Month” though.  Why do we have to always go with the bigger names hunh?  What about those regional variants of the clap that include black ooze or crabs that cause anal fissures?  I say we need a week to spread awareness about the Bronx crabs and the South Philly clap.

Our personal favorite for April is that it is Frog Month.  That’s right, official and everything, our amphibian friends have a month of notoriety that doesn’t include being compared to chicken for taste, locked in mayo jars, stabbed with a gig or squashed flat on Interstate 5.  Official frog month site

April is frog month & therefore not a weird holiday

“Pig day” March 1st  It was started by Texas art teacher Ellen Stanley in 1972 to honour and give thanks to our most intelligent domesticated creature.

Pig day is for only one pig

“Middle Name Pride Day”  is on Friday of the first full week of March.  Hopefully you’re just as lucky as I am.  My mother looked at me immediately after birth and said “he looks pretty plain, we’ll need to spice him up with an extra middle name and a jazzy roman numeral.”

Because you just have this much gusto in middle name pride day

“What if cats and dogs had opposable thumbs day”  March 3rd  I dare to think it. 

Now we should all be afraid.......very afraid.